Erotic is when you use a feather. Exotic is when you use the whole chicken.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
“Waiter? The crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!”
Leper to prostitute, “Keep the tip.”
“Married BBC presenter Paul Ross admits he cheated with father-of-four, 57, he met dogging at a roundabout and snorted meow meow off his face as they called each other ‘Pea’ and ‘Puck’ – but his wife stands by him“
- Phone Jacker
- I want to be a model (Keep an eye on the building!)
- Nando’s ad
- That naughty word
- Something’s in the (h)air
- Dying while trying to prove a point.